It’s February 2026, and the only thing harder than getting an Ed Sheeran ticket is finding someone who isn’t furious at Ticketek. As search trends spike following a chaotic ‘Super Weekend’, we dissect why Australia’s ticketing monopoly remains our favourite digital punching bag.
It’s 9:58 AM on a Tuesday. You have three screens open, a lukewarm coffee, and a heart rate that rivals a cardio session. No, you aren’t day-trading crypto. You are thirty-something, and you are fighting for the right to scream 'So Yesterday' in a stadium.
